FRENCH WAR HEROES...by Jacques Chirac HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY...by Jane Fonda THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL...by Hillary Clinton MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE...by Osama Bin Laden MY WILD YEARS...by Al Gore SPOTTED OWL RECIPES...by the EPA Bridge Travel...by Ted Kennedy And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ... MY BOOK OF MORALS...by Bill Clinton with introduction by...The Rev. Jesse Jackson
"Zen is In" by Howard Dean
ReplyDelete"How to Stay Young Without Plastic Surgery" by Nancy Pelosi
ReplyDelete"Develop a Sultry Speaking Voice" by Hillary Clinton
ReplyDelete"I Think, Therefore I Am" by Cynthia McKinney
ReplyDelete"Your Guide to the American Dream" by Harry M. Reid
ReplyDelete"How to Avoid Being Conned" by Mike Wallace
"Facts" by Michael Moore
"Hollywood: Provocative Thoughts and Ideas" by Anonymous
"Hypocrites Beware" by New York Time Editorial Staff
"Modestly Serving the American People" by Robert C. Byrd
You are killing me over here!!! You have found your calling.
ReplyDelete"Middle Eastern Prosperity: Mohammad is Your Guide" by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
ReplyDelete"Love, Respect and a Successful Marriage" by Prophet Mohammad
"Taxation Policies that Work" by Nancy Pelosi with Grim Reaper
"Winning with the Truth" by Al Sharpton
"Being Who you Are" by John McCain
"Being Your Own Man: the Truth, the Whole Truth, and Nothing but the Truth" by Bill Clinton
I would love to see a book about the Bridges of Madison County by Ted Kennedy.
ReplyDelete"All I know about hunting" by John Kerry.
Although the thickest book Kerry could write is "How to snag a rich widow."
"How The West Was Won" by The Appeasers
ReplyDelete"Funny Liberals I Have Known" by the Lone Ranger
ReplyDelete(It has no pages, but you can use it as a coaster.)